visibleotters:

So get this right; an extremist hate group brutally murders an innocent man, presumably due to their stupid beliefs. The media propagates this in an intentionally inflammatory way, causing extremists from the other side to become enraged, causing more hatred, and encouraging more violence. 

Here’s the punchline: no reputable sources have reported that the attack is from a specific extremist group. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

We are doomed as a species. 

gq:

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”

- Groucho Marx

attilee:

pretty much.

da troof

(Source: askthosesillystickmen, via samanthajensen)

visibleotters:

sadtoasteroven:

whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida

image

thanks, dan

I needed this.

Okay, Dan. I will get up this morning

for you.

territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

(Source: zakkain, via samanthajensen)

Why It's Dumb to Abandon Tumblr Today

With regards to R.A.M.

visibleotters:

Imagine you’re at a Halloween party. You see an old friend across the room, and you think “oh hey, I remember this guy, he’s cool, I’ll go talk to him”. So you walk across the room, and try and hold a conversation, but he’s dressed as someone from the disco era and is acting annoyingly in…

Well, if you asked for my 2 pence on the matter (which I know you didn’t):

I can see why people think this about Random Access Memories. It’s a bit weird.

Okay, that’s an understatement, it’s reeeeally weird.

At the same time, it’s exactly what I needed in my music library. I’ve spent the last year on an EDM binge, and while that shows no sign of stopping it’s so refreshing to take an hour-and-a-bit break for some 70s disco with modern production.

I get why people are disappointed - it sounds little like previous Daft Punk* in many respects. If I think about it that way I could feel the same - I fucking love old Daft Punk*, and I wish there was more of it - but at the same time I am in no way remorseful of my purchase.

This wasn’t the album I was expecting, it wasn’t the album I thought I’d be able to listen to and enjoy, and for precisely those reasons it’s brilliant to me. I’ve thoroughly enjoyed damn near every track.

Maybe their next album will return to their ‘roots’, though I doubt it. There’s already 5 albums and a film soundtrack of ‘old’ Daft Punk*, and that’s enough for me.

*I feel it should be noted that I considered shortening Daft Punk to it’s leading characters, a D and a P. Then I realised writing about my love for DP wouldn’t quite come across as I intended.

So I shaved and now I feel fifteen again.

The BBC production of HHGTTG was brilliant.

Awful production value, but that didn’t matter because it actually followed the book to a degree.

glofly:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

I jus threw up in my mouth

DON’T YOU DARE I NEED MY SLOW MOTION BLACK AND WHITE PORN GIFS NO.

Calm your tits people; it’s a ‘shop. I’ve seen many ‘shops in my time, and I can tell by the pixels.

Also; it’s not on Yahoo!’s Twitter feed - the tweet doesn’t exist.

Also, the only thing that Yahoo! have said about the acquisition is that they understand exactly what Tumblr is and plan to let them operate as a separate entity - I can literally quote them as promising “not to screw it up”.

(Source: elisaskin)

2 plays

Say Anything Listening to Say Anything and realising that I was 15 half a decade ago.

craftyjai:

ride-the-vibes:

This is JASON FYLES and he goes to my university (Newcastle University, North East of England) He is 19 years old, 5’8, ginger hair and slim. He was last seen in the Sandyford area at 2:45am on Thursday morning and has not been seen since. He was wearing a blue shirt, grey cardigan, beige chinos and brown ankle boots. Everyone in uni is so worried about him along with his family and friends. We are coming together as a university to appeal for his safe return. It is thought that he lost his friends on the night out and tried to make his way back by himself. Please, I am begging for you to REBLOG THIS, even if you don’t live in Newcastle, or England. Every REBLOG means that someone else will see his face, they will know who we are looking for, and your followers could be the one to know his whereabouts. Stay safe Jason, we’re looking for you. 
THIS WILL NOT RUIN YOUR BLOG! 


Local news report

PLEASE. Nobody reblogged my own post on this which I posted an hour or so ago so I’m wondering if nobody will now. This guy is my friend. If I have ever sent you a nice ask or reblogged something of yours and it made you happy for a second (or even if I haven’t; this is about helping him, not doing me a favour) for God’s sake just help now, help to find my friend Jason. You want me to make him human to you?

  • Once we all grew beans in pots as part of a Biology experiment- the experiment failed miserably and made the whole lab stink, but his was the only bean that grew and he was actually pretty proud about it
  • He learned to knit as part of a school project where he had to learn a creative skill, and when a couple of people teased him about it he said “gender is a social construct” and carried on knitting like a badass
  • He loves the scene in The Great Gatsby where Gatsby throws all his silk shirts around and he and I used to giggle over it together
  • Once I asked him if he had a string of tinsel I could use in a photoshoot and he brought me a big cardboard box full of tinsel and fairy lights because he’s a helpful and lovely guy

He’s HUMAN and he needs our HELP and just PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING REBLOG THIS??? He’s been missing for four days now- when he went missing he would have been wearing his contact lenses and he won’t have had his (very thick) glasses with him so by now he’ll have had to take his contacts out and throw them away and he won’t be able to see well and oh God just please signal boost this

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Computers, a haiku.

What are computers?

I mean, I study them, but

What the fuck are they?

Haskell revision claims another victim @LeeThomasWalker

Intimidated into revising by these two.

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